OK, lack of days off made this one a day or two late.  Sorry about that.

In fact, now that the subject's come up, this here page might work better as a monthly thing.  I've been here about 18 months, and a constant state of bewilderment a year and half in is closer to mental illness than childlike wonder, so maybe a monthly digest would be a bit more, uh, appropriate.

Speaking of appropriacy, of lack thereof...



Man, I dunno.

Remember the bacon fairy with the ambiguous sexuality of previous updates?  Well, looks like he got himself a girlfriend.  Or perhaps, in keeping with the hip lingo, a "beard."



Like most red blooded American Males, I've always fantasized about a hot girlfriend with pork ears named "Ham."

Live the dream.

Speaking of which.





Hello Kitty says "Up yours, chump."



"There's a railroad tie.  Then another railroad tie.  Then another.  And another.  Then...well, you know."



"We need to build this house."

"But...there's this tree. We don't have a saw."

"So what?"





For those moments when you don't want anything special for lunch.



Life here has settled into rather domestic routines.  I'm quite domesticated.





Well, OK, not THAT domesticated.

Anyway.  The parents arrive in a few weeks, and I can only assume there will be all kinds of pictures from that expedition.

As always, mail me here.